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Ridiculousity
with a side of retarpidation
Created on 2004-09-15 20:35:20 (#4546580), last updated 2005-10-27
49 comments received, 52 comments posted
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| Name: | josh |
|---|---|
| Location: | Ferndale, California, United States |
| Website: | Crossover |
Hi, yeah, i have a this computer-machine and then i push these buttons that make words appear on the screen and then i push another button and you can read it.
The end.
crushing in progress
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Take the chicken out of your cart
We show you the true meaning of Christmas
You left your umbrella inside the store
Now it is mine
Every day is a time-travel show
Get in the machine and go to past
Yesterday you slipped on ice
You fall again
Police code 188
Crushing in progress
People uneasy
KOMPRESSOR makes you queasy
Here is the church, and here is the stable
Open the doors, a horse comes out
Barn is full of rotting waste
You smell it...
Horse steps on your back and neck
Now you ride like Superman
Please try not to drool on my seats
They are leather
Police code 188
Crushing in progress
People uneasy
KOMPRESSOR makes you queasy
Do you know how much I paid for my seats?
They are so expensive
You cannot ruin them
Take the chicken out of your cart
We show you the true meaning of Christmas
You left your umbrella inside the store
Now it is mine
KOMPRESSOR break your glowstick
KOMPRESSOR eat your candy
The end.
crushing in progress
-
Take the chicken out of your cart
We show you the true meaning of Christmas
You left your umbrella inside the store
Now it is mine
Every day is a time-travel show
Get in the machine and go to past
Yesterday you slipped on ice
You fall again
Police code 188
Crushing in progress
People uneasy
KOMPRESSOR makes you queasy
Here is the church, and here is the stable
Open the doors, a horse comes out
Barn is full of rotting waste
You smell it...
Horse steps on your back and neck
Now you ride like Superman
Please try not to drool on my seats
They are leather
Police code 188
Crushing in progress
People uneasy
KOMPRESSOR makes you queasy
Do you know how much I paid for my seats?
They are so expensive
You cannot ruin them
Take the chicken out of your cart
We show you the true meaning of Christmas
You left your umbrella inside the store
Now it is mine
KOMPRESSOR break your glowstick
KOMPRESSOR eat your candy
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